So where’s Weird Al?
I heard he’s on
rolling like a skater boy,
Smiling like Sir Tomato Cheeks.
Suddenly, he’s here! He’s here!
Weird Al sings like a Surgeon,
singing “My my this here Anakin guy”
and you knew he ain’t talking
about Star Wars or Hayden Christensen,
when he said “maybe vader someday later
right now he’s just a small fry”
but rather someone like Bruce Lee,
who looks like Tirso Cruz,
who might be Mr. Frodo Baggins,
with the body of a faunlet.
So here’s Weird Al,
on Sodium pentothal,
rolling on a skateboard,
making a new satire:
a song about you,
and someone else–
you don’t want to know.
Good thing Weird Al’s on TV,
and just on TV.